That blog is a spy!

become-meguca:

why do some guys think theyre classy for wearin some 10 dollar walmart fedora like sit the fuck down

tf2shitfest:

Sweeps drama under rug to make room for more TF2

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: landofbluesmoke)

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

theanti90smovement:

Theanti90smovement’s Relationship Tips:

• Always talk about former President Ronald Reagan with your significant other
• Watch documentaries on Ronald Reagan with your signficant other whenever possible
• Think about Reagan when having sexual intercourse with your significant other
• Have your significant other legally change his/her name to Ronald Reagan
• Have your significant other have a surgery to make him/her look like Ronald Reagan

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch