50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
LOOK AT DEAN’S WRIST-FLIP IN THE FIRST GIF!!!!
DEAN YOUR DIVA IS SHOWING
Kristen Stewart in ‘Just One Of The Guys’ by Jenny Lewis (x)
"Every sacrifice we make needs to be for the greater good."
"You can’t deny the view."
the family business
this family probably needs some therapy sessions
i got a #PS3!